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    Phil Lucas: James Blunt, employee of the month

"Cee Lo Green in the canteen" and other celebrity puns from Phil Lucas

Posted by Liv Siddall,

“Now, I’m not going to pretend to you that what I do has any real worth. But then again, can any of us claim real worth?” are the words of Phil Lucas, our new favourite human. With Heat Magazine as his guide, and Photoshop as his sword, Phil has created a list of celebrities, working in dull office jobs and performing particularly mundane tasks that, coincidentally, rhyme perfectly with their name. There isn’t much left to explain other than this has validity because it’s not just some internet tripe, it’s the work of a very clever writer and comedian, who has officially just made our week. All hail Phil Lucas!

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    Phil Lucas: Simon Le Bon turns the tea urn on

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    Phil Lucas: Jimmy Nail sorting the mail

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    Phil Lucas: Slick Rick phoning in sick

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    Phil Lucas: Noddy Holder clutching a folder

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    Phil Lucas: Cheryl Cole starts her new role

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    Phil Lucas: Cee Lo Green in the canteen

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    Phil Lucas: Basement Jaxx sending a fax

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    Phil Lucas: Brandon Flowers putting in the hours

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    Phil Lucas: Kid Rock sorting stock

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    Phil Lucas: Gareth Gates working late

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Posted by Liv Siddall

Liv joined It’s Nice That as an intern in 2011 and is now one of our editors. She oversees itsnicethat.com and has a particular interest in illustration, photography and music videos. She also runs our London listings site This At There, and is a regular on our Studio Audience podcast.