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A book cover on a red background features a person with a shocked expression. Bold, colourful letters across the image read “Sh*t Girls Say”, with the authors listed as “Kyle Humphrey and Graydon Sheppard”.

"I'm excited to wear layers again!" — The return of Shit Girls Say...in book form!

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Date
28 September 2012

“Can I put this in your pocket?…You have really nice handwriting…Can you pass me that blanket?…Can I steal one of your fries?” These are just a few quotes taken from the 800 or so Tweets compiled by Kyle Humphries and Graydon Sheppard under the Twitter handle Shit Girls Say.

Today, over a year and 1.5million followers later, Kyle and Graydon have made a world-famous video (starring Juliette Lewis) and now a book of undeniably hilarious girl-isms. If you are a girl, ever known a girl, or have ever heard a girl speaking on her phone, there’s a good chance you may find this as witty and “Oh my god that’s so true!” as the rest of the world. Could this book be the perfect Christmas present? Perhaps. Pick up a copy at good old KK Outlet where they are also currently displaying an accompanying exhibition.

An open book on a red background shows a close-up of a person with brown hair. They hold their hand to their mouth, revealing neon green nails with small, illegible text on each.
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Shit Girls Say: I don’t sound like that, do I?"

An open book shows a close-up photograph of a person with tears in their eyes. The words “THESE ARE HAPPY TEARS” are written across their cheek.
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Shit Girls Say: These are happy tears!

An open book shows a photograph of a cardboard box filled with white packing material. Beside it, a stack of slim blue cases reads “I CAN’T I HAVE TO GET STUFF DONE TODAY”, with a CD leaning against the base.
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Shit Girls Say: “I can’t I have to get stuff done today”

A cake shaped and decorated like an open book sits against a red background. The cake pages feature pink icing and the words “I HATE THE WORD MOIST.”
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Shit Girls Say: “I Hate The Word Moist”

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Liv Siddall

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Liv joined It’s Nice That as an intern in 2011 and worked across online, print and events, and was latterly Features Editor before leaving in May 2015.

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