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A screenshot from the video game “How to be a Complete Bastard”. A pixelated figure stands in a grey, two-storey interior with a toilet and sink. Gauges along the sides and bottom track “Drunkometer”, “Shellometer”, “Weeeometer” and “Fartometer”.

Toilets that feature in video games — curated by Andy Kelly. Magnificent!

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Date
11 April 2013

If you’re the sort of person who has ever sat inside on a summer afternoon paint- bombing the walls of the frigate in Goldeneye, or spending countless hours zooming in on villagers’ faces in the market square of Hyrule, you’ll probably be into this. Andy Kelly, who writes reviews of video games and other “modern lyfe” accessories for fine publications such as Edge, The Guardian, PC Gamer and Total Film, and many other fine publications, has created this fantastic compilation of all the toilets featured in video games.

I’d never thought about it before, but why are there so many toilets in video games? And why can you always jump on them without falling in or getting wet? Is this some kind of game-maker’s in-joke for us mere mortals to be left pondering as we look behind the cistern for ammo? I have no idea. But thanks Andy, your corner of the internet is a particularly good one, and for that we’re grateful.

A 3D render of a muscular person seen from behind, standing at a urinal in a tiled public restroom. They are wearing white shorts covered in small red hearts and black socks with brown shoes.
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Dead Rising (2009)

A 3D render of a person with spiky black hair and yellow glasses sitting on a toilet. They wear a red jacket over a graphic T-shirt, with their blue jeans pulled down to their ankles.
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No More Heroes (2007)

A 3D render from a video game shows a person from behind, looking into a small, tiled bathroom. A wooden toilet with the lid open sits beneath a window with striped curtains.
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Mafia 2 (2010)

A first-person perspective from a retro 3D video game. A hand holds a black handgun, aimed at a white pedestal sink in a tiled room with blood splattered on the wall.
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Duke Nukem (2003)

A screenshot from a video game shows Agent 47 from behind, standing in a modern bathroom. He wears his signature white shirt and black tie, facing a toilet and sink against a red wall.
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Hitmen Absolution

A first-person view from a video game shows a derelict, tiled bathroom with three sinks. A weapon is held in the foreground, and a digital heads-up display in the corner reads “ELIMINATE ENEMY TEAM”.
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Crysis 2

A 3D render from a video game shows a person in a black suit leaning over a toilet in a grimy, tiled bathroom. Another person stands over them with their arm raised, as graffiti covers the stained walls.
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Uncharted 3: Drake’s Deception

A 3D render of Batman standing in a grimy, dilapidated bathroom. He looks towards a stained toilet in a room with cracked walls and exposed piping.
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Batman: Arkham Asylum

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